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justme 11-14-2016 03:46 PM

friend of mine retires next year.
he's got a degree in geology that he's never used. Gonna have him get at least one mining claim for me, so I'll have the right to be some place that there's no road into, lots of wooded hills, water. Then I can bury stuff that I dont want to bother to haul back and forth, but which won't matter if it's stolen, either.

when you're out of sight, nobody can tell, by the sound, if something is a normal .22lr or a silenced 223. :-)

FordPrefect 11-14-2016 07:36 PM

Curio & Relic.. Does pending retirement qualify..?

BigBassMan 11-15-2016 02:10 AM

Eyes in the sky watching.

Garand 11-15-2016 06:58 AM

I'm stunned, Melvin has friends!

BigBassMan 11-15-2016 07:04 AM

"Retires next year" means release date with time off for good behavior?

BigBassMan 11-15-2016 07:24 AM

Geology degree didn't help to tunnel out?

justme 11-15-2016 07:29 AM

he's not a felon. He's always wanted to go prospecting, and by then, I'll be free to go along, at least for a while and now and then.

justme 11-15-2016 07:33 AM

Point IS, dimwits, that I'll have access to remote land that nobody can come on without his permission, on which any legit person can shoot. No reason to bother anyone on such property, and no requirement for ID out there, either.

John in AR 11-15-2016 08:34 AM

You know, this is one of those things that started out making me grin a little, but just got sad five minutes into it. Even about things that just really don't matter, the lies and inconsistencies still overflow...

These two posts are about the same guy, from the “I knew all these scumbags” thread:
[QUOTE=justme;251922]never said that they were friends, just that I knew them. [b][U]I had only 1 guy I'd actually call a friend[/U][/b]. He helped me a lot, but I've lost track of him[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=justme;251994][b][U]The friend[/U][/b] was a hit man, enforcer, big scale thief, (as in entire 18 wheelers of meat, TV sets, etc) Nightclubowner/pimp…[/QUOTE]
So, only one friend ever. Pimp, thief, hitman. Got it.

Apparently, in addition to being a pimp, thief and hitman, he’s also a degreed geologist:
[QUOTE=justme;266705][b][U]friend of mine[/U][/b] retires next year.
he's got a degree in geology…[/QUOTE]

And an smg vendor / wheelman:
[QUOTE=justme;262146]…[b][U]A friend was driving a van around the block[/U][/b], with a beeper. 1986. My stuff was in his storage…[/QUOTE]

Named Tom:
[QUOTE=justme;252010]…[b][U]my friend Tom[/U][/b] DID know quite a bit about them…[/QUOTE]

And Danny:
[QUOTE=nikto;223809]…My [b][U]good friend Danny[/U][/b]...[/QUOTE]

Who uses the pseudonym “Pietsek” (apparently being named both “Tom” and “Danny” is cumbersome):
[QUOTE=justme;252346]a [b][U]friend of mine[/U][/b] has voice mail set up as "pietsek
it's a joke, about a dead baby birth cert that I got for a friend of his who went on the run...[/QUOTE]

Who owns a POS semiauto Thompson:
[QUOTE=justme;243785]…A [b][U]friend[/U][/b] bought a civilian "modern" version of the auto ord, semi variant. It fell apart in the same 4000 rds as his cheap "commando" version had…[/QUOTE]

He also enjoys N-frame Smiths, apparently:
[QUOTE=justme;240809]…Did he go to my mom's funeral? [b][U]An old friend[/U][/b] did that who had such a gun, showed me a half inch or better group from 50 yds with it..[/QUOTE]

And had a thing for shooting things with bolt-action .222’s:
[QUOTE=justme;229801]…My friend's dad had bought it for scrap and [b][U]my friend shot it[/U][/b] twice with the Rem 788….[/QUOTE]

Just sad - even when there's no benefit to lying, the lies still spew...

Garand 11-15-2016 08:54 AM

First off Melvin has no friends, he is the type that will use people to his maximum advantage and give nothing in return. Now Melvin wants to do a "Alaska Bush People" thing. Melvin, don't you realize that the Brown family is phonier than a $3.00 bill?

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